Total Medals Earned: 904 (From 165 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,985 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/290 points)
You earned 10 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 25 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 50 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 100 Gold in Meow Merchants!
You earned 200 Gold in Meow Merchants!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Finish the game with full health
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Medals Earned: 23/33 (145/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Time Fcuk
from ZTV News
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Look at the figurines!
from the Brackenwood series
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Newgrounds
from XOMBIE
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Read the story!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
DrSevenSeizeMD has gifted you a potato.
You beat the gaem!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/295 points)
What is this game anyway?
I guess you know what this game is.
You got the hang of this!
You REALLY got the hang of this!
Not afraid of the cross.
It's healthy to avoid red things.
Square, but definetly not fair.
I guess you made it fair.
Squeeze in there bud!
Tight, but comfy, and in your lane.
Line go pew, pew, pew.
You go woosh, woosh, woosh.
Few corners, many challenges.
Not few enough corners.
Your wish is my command.