DON'T TRUST DANKMEN. THEIR VALUE WILL ONLY GO DOWN IN THE COMING YEARS.

I IMPLORE YOU TO INVEST IN A NEW SUPERIOR LINE OF NFTS!

ONES THAT WILL ACTUALLY HOLD THEIR WORTH AND MORE IN TEN YEARS TIME AND ALLOW YOU TO BUY ALL THE ACRES IN TEXAS THREE TIMES OVER!!!

INTRODUCING: LIL' SHITS!

WHAT ARE THEY??? THEY'RE UNREPLICABLE PINK LIL' SHITS THAT FLIP THEIR GRAPHIC EVERY 6 FRAMES. EACH ONE WAS CAREFULLY MINTED STRAIGHT O̶̶̶̶̶̶̶U̶̶̶̶̶̶̶T̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶O̶̶̶̶̶̶̶F̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶M̶̶̶̶̶̶̶Y̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶A̶̶̶̶̶̶̶S̶̶̶̶̶̶̶S̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶D̶U̶R̶I̶N̶G̶ ̶̶̶2̶̶̶ ̶̶̶I̶̶̶N̶̶̶ ̶̶̶T̶̶̶H̶̶̶E̶̶̶ ̶G̶O̶D̶ ̶D̶A̶M̶N̶̶̶ ̶M̶̶̶O̶̶̶R̶̶̶N̶̶̶I̶̶̶N̶̶̶G̶̶̶ FROM THE IMMACULATE, GORGEOUS TIT OF THE FUTURE THAT IS WEB3. I CANNOT WAIT TO EMBRACE IT'S RIGID, CODE-ENSHRINED BOSOM AND SUFFOCATE BETWEEN TWO GREAT MOUNTAINS OF NON-OWNERSHIP AND MONEY LAUNDERING.

YOU, TOO, CAN JOIN ME IN THIS DEADLY EMBRACE BY GIVING ME YOUR ACTUAL REAL DOLLARS THAT YOU USE TO PAY FOR YOUR BILLS, FOOD, AND TAXES!!

DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!