Total Medals Earned: 1,056 (From 195 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,170 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Destroyed a toilet
Become blue
Complete Jeri Tower
Beat the game in less than 20 minutes
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/25 points)
You kill kayne with dababy
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/425 points)
Kill the turkey with a pistol.
Kill the turkey by snapping his neck.
Kill the turkey with a sniper rifle.
Kill the turkey with a shotgun.
Kill the turkey with a rocket launcher
Kill the turkey with an SMG.
Smite the Turkey with the wrath of God.
Kill the turkey with an assault rifle.
Kill the turkey with a new ray gun from the future.
Kill the turkey with a baseball bat.
Kill the turkey with a grenade.
His soul is yours!
Kill the turkey with a crossbow.
Kill the turkey with a machine gun.
Kill the turkey with an axe.
That's a bit excessive, don't you think?
Cry some more.
What the hell were you thinking?! You're supposed to kill the turkey, not yourself!
Kill the turkey with a flamethrower.
Who made this game? PETA?
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step.
Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that.
Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring.
Makes you invulnerable! But only after you were hurt...
Big Red Potions... There is always not enough of them.
Qaug is dead. Are you happy now?
Medals Earned: 10/15 (540/840 points)
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 2.
Beat Level 3.
Beat Level 4.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 6.
Find the first Hairold Coin.
Find the sixth Hairold Coin.
Beat a level without harming the princess at the end.
Find the second Hairold Coin.
Find the third Hairold Coin.
Find the forth Hairold Coin.
Find the fifth Hairold Coin.
Getting a highscore higher than the average of all the devs scores combined, that being $210,251!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (50/210 points)
Start the game
Go through the tutorial
Finish a run
enter the "arrow" portal
enter the "hand" portal
gain over 5000 coins
enter the "coin" portal
gain over 10000 coins
gain over 15000 coins
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Reach a depth of 1000m
get wormpilled
Eat 100 gems in a row without stopping or hitting tnt