Total Medals Earned: 904 (From 165 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,985 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (95/245 points)
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Medals Earned: 11/19 (140/260 points)
Juggle Gold Clock for 10 hits.
Lose the tutorial
3 Grape Combo
Juggle Gold Clock for 5 Hits.
Get a -100 Rupee
Get a combo of 50
Get a 500 point rupee
Max out your ammo stat.
Get a score of 50,000
Get 100,000 points.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach The SECRET Level :O
Shoot 3 Clocks in 1 Shot (duh)
Figure it 0ut y0urself
Shoot 4 Clocks in 1 Shot
Max out your accuracy stat
Max out your fire rate stat.
4 Grape Combo
Get a combo of 100
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Turn off the music
You played the game
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/45 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (240/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Die
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 4/6 (20/30 points)
Enter the lab.
View manufacturer information.
Screw around with the other settings.
Learn something.
Screw around with the settings.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (40/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Check the credits
Kill someone in the credits menu
Restart a level
Pause the game
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub CastaƱon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15