Total Medals Earned: 1,048 (From 193 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,105 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/240 points)
Get a game over
Start the game
Visit the info screen
End a game with at least 20,000 points
End a game with at least 10,000 points
End a game with at least 30,000 points
Destroy 1000 hazards
Destroy 10,000 hazards
Visit the scores screen
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/13 (100/250 points)
Earn your first pawn
Promote to a knight
Promote to a bishop
Promote to a rook
Click to get a shirt
Promote to a queen
Equip one of every (non-pawn) piece at the same time
Medals Earned: 3/26 (40/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 6/8 (120/175 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (95/245 points)
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Medals Earned: 11/19 (140/260 points)
Juggle Gold Clock for 10 hits.
Lose the tutorial
3 Grape Combo
Juggle Gold Clock for 5 Hits.
Get a -100 Rupee
Get a combo of 50
Get a 500 point rupee
Max out your ammo stat.
Get a score of 50,000
Get 100,000 points.
Reach The SECRET Level :O
Shoot 3 Clocks in 1 Shot (duh)
Figure it 0ut y0urself
Shoot 4 Clocks in 1 Shot
Max out your accuracy stat
Max out your fire rate stat.
4 Grape Combo
Get a combo of 100
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Turn off the music
You played the game
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/45 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!